One of my favorite drive-by X post genres is the “bad take.”
Some of the satisfaction comes from schadenfreude — watching an arrogant person get taken down and exposed as a fraud — but some of it comes from the reminder that we should all be less confident in our own opinions. After all, everybody has bad takes sometimes, and it’s good to be reminded that self-confidence is often overrated.
https://t.co/JD30QrOm8N pic.twitter.com/Kqwlznl60L
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) September 27, 2026
Admittedly, though, it’s mostly schadenfreude.
I’m tired of this people man 😂
At least I get to meme them. pic.twitter.com/JKYTFDHhcL
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) September 26, 2026
What makes the bad-takes genre so powerful isn’t when it exposes people for making bad predictions, but when it exposes hypocrisy. Bad predictions come from extrapolating current trends and how things work in general to predict how a particular situation will turn out. A single or a few bad predictions only tell you that the world is much more complicated than the simplified model a person is using, which is a trivially true observation.
Anyone else notice that when Jamie posts on X, it’s usually one of the stupidest takes known to mankind? pic.twitter.com/22k5fQdYcN
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) September 25, 2026
Everybody will get it wrong, even if their model is a good heuristic, because heuristics help abstract from chaos and find the general; they can’t eliminate chaos, randomness, and unknown variables.
Oh look, woman harasses a woman online after saying it’s bad to harass women online pic.twitter.com/QoUfGKZ1GI
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) September 26, 2026
Hypocrisy, though, is something else entirely. It’s when people assert an ethical or moral principle as universal and use it as a weapon, even though they don’t actually believe what they are saying. It is a form of lying.
https://t.co/ff4xNREc4p pic.twitter.com/WLoFzOrZXV
— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) September 26, 2026
Most hypocrisy stems from some form of sophistry. You rely on and hijack the ethics of the person to whom you are speaking, associate their vision of “good behavior” with you or your preferred outcome, all without actually believing what you are saying.
Suddenly private companies became an issue huh Robert? pic.twitter.com/xyqTDiXoon
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) September 25, 2026
It’s a form of con. The term “con” comes from “confidence,” the chosen word for this type of fraud because it relies on hijacking the victim’s social trust (or often their flaws). Often, when we think of cons, we think of swindlers who tap into the victim’s greed, but the term actually comes from a man who “conned” people by getting them to hand him watches to prove their trust in him.
People want to be “good,” so you manipulate them into associating good with what you want.
This you? https://t.co/Ea87quPAYn pic.twitter.com/DIRMvoI5iN
— Bad Hombre (@Badhombre) September 26, 2026
We’ve seen a lot of this lately when it comes to the faux outrage among politicians like Obama and HRC whining about Trump kicking CNN, MSNOW, and Politico. Obama and Clinton, as well as Biden, chose who could and could not cover them at the White House or the campaign trail; they just banned outlets that Pravda hated and called “propagandists.”
This community note 🏆 pic.twitter.com/sSIzM2HHnk
— Steve 🇺🇸 (@SteveLovesAmmo) September 25, 2026
Media folks will whine about being called “fake news” and say it is an assault on the First Amendment, but they do it to others all the time, just labeling information or assertions they dislike as “misinformation.”
2021. CNN does a segment on how Fox News is not news at all, but instead just propaganda and conspiracy theories.
To support the segment, CNN host pointed to Fox people making the following claims:
▪️Biden was in cognitive decline and probably not even in charge
▪️Pandemic… pic.twitter.com/rREpTZKFkX— MAZE (@mazemoore) September 25, 2026
2021. CNN does a segment on how Fox News is not news at all, but instead just propaganda and conspiracy theories.
To support the segment, CNN host pointed to Fox people making the following claims:
▪️Biden was in cognitive decline and probably not even in charge
▪️Pandemic lockdowns caused pain and deaths
▪️Falling sperm count, fertility rates, and open borders are all big problems
CNN on the other hand spent the Biden years telling us that the open border wasn’t a problem at all and that Biden was sharp as ever.
Hey Brianna Keilar, which channel was closer to being real news?
This is a con game. And exposing it is a positive social good.
And, I admit, watching it happen is fun.












































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If leftist women were in Middle-Earth. pic.twitter.com/PI23wcmP2U
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Good Morning!
Dogs being silly. 😅 pic.twitter.com/QjyXhLsNha— Bluegrasspatriot (@kylawndog) September 27, 2026
Marketing my cat like a new Apple product pic.twitter.com/6S5y7mWzOu
— Justine Moore (@venturetwins) September 26, 2026
What really happened after the State Dinner.
The lost Xi camera roll has been found. pic.twitter.com/gNizhiCHG2— Sovey (@SoveyX) September 25, 2026
This is simply too brilliant.
Rambo is in a quarry and Trump is at the fence with a job… Iran.
The Midterms are coming up and the threats have stopped working.
I haven’t laughed at a political clip like this in a long time.
Huge credit to @TheAIMachine_Z for creating this. pic.twitter.com/E1kEcawJ7v
— Mor Edge Insight (@MorEdge_Insight) September 26, 2026
relaxing chin scratch pic.twitter.com/YtQFbL3XON
— Kitty Cat Empire (@KittyCatEmpire) September 23, 2026
Just one high note from Luciano Pavarotti was enough to make this dog tilt its head in curiosity, as if trying to figure out what just happened. This moment is simply adorable. 🐶🎶 pic.twitter.com/1mpalvG4pq
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Furry friends living their best life…
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