I have been storing up a lot of research lately about the liberal tolerance for crime, including some truly horrendous crimes such as murder, assault, pedophilia, and rape.
Liberal woman thinks m*rderers should “walk free”
“With restrictions but yeah, let them walk free”pic.twitter.com/80htYpGT5n
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) February 26, 2026
It’s infuriating stuff, but usually the excuse from the lefties amounts to some version of “poverty” or “oppression” that made them do it. There is also the “that’s their culture” excuse, usually deployed when some hideous crime is committed by an illegal immigrant.
Massachusetts Judge Cara Krysil releases 2 men charged with attempted rape of a child in sex crime stinghttps://t.co/Ttt7n2qWpp
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) March 8, 2026
But these days, many liberals have decided that tolerance for crime is not enough. Now the criminals have to be celebrated, and it doesn’t even matter whether they are somehow victims. Upper-middle-class “dine and dashers” are now a hot thing. People who stop into a grocery store and wander the aisles, eating things and then leaving without paying is just smart, not stealing.
Why are you writing a puff piece about a person that steals so frequently that she describes having a “system”?
— Cruel Kid (@CRUEL_K1D) March 11, 2026
At Whole Foods, you are apparently being monitored by a swarm of security officers, some of whom wander the aisles in plain clothes, and the company’s surveillance tech is improving. When security officers catch you, they will take you to Whole Foods Jail. Sometimes with glee.
The Union Square Whole Foods jail is a windowless storage closet near the entrance, says Astrid, a photographer. She mostly remembers the wallpaper: “Layers and layers of grainy faces,” she tells Nora Deligter. “All the thieves that had come before me.”
A sculptor we’ll call Gina found herself in the Bowery Whole Foods Jail. She was late to an Alex G concert at Bowery Ballroom and had decided to slip into Whole Foods for a quick spicy-tuna-roll walk-and-dine. She had a system: Approach the item with confidence, grab it, then head upstairs to the dining area and surreptitiously place it into her bag. But this time, she headed straight for the exit. “A rookie mistake,” Gina says.
Gina remembers keeping her head bowed and her eyes low as she was escorted back to Whole Foods Jail. The windowless office was almost too bland to recall, she says, except for a rudimentary banner, that read: ALL SHOPLIFTERS ARE BANNED FROM WHOLE FOODS FOR LIFE. A few weeks later, Gina says her parents received a $90 ticket in the mail from the company.
New York Magazine gives a glowing profile of one such shoplifter, and decries the fact that Whole Foods seems to have a problem with people stealing its food.
How cruel! She was made late to a concert. She paid a lot for those tickets!
Look how they glorify the little miscreant. 😵💫🌊 pic.twitter.com/0ZXp55NxcQ
— Theo Jordan (@Theo_TJ_Jordan) March 11, 2026
The perpetrator in question was a privileged girl, and New York Magazine shares her story and her outrage, and hopes that its readers can get tips on how to steal without getting caught.
But careful: If you get caught, you can get sent to Whole Foods jail!
The Union Square Whole Foods jail is a windowless storage closet near the entrance, says Astrid, a photographer. (Astrid is a pseudonym, as are all the names used in this piece.) She mostly remembers the wallpaper: “Layers and layers of grainy faces,” she tells me.” All the thieves that had come before me.” For years, she had thought of the California rolls, brownies, and protein shakes she stole as a kind of artist’s subsidy while she got her own practice off the ground. But on this particular day, her luck had run out. Astrid was late for therapy and hadn’t eaten, so she stopped in for a quick lunch. As usual, she began her meal in-store, moving toward the door with confidence, while ripping open a sushi tray. Soy-sauce packet between her teeth, one foot out the door, she felt a hand on her arm. “Memorably vicelike,” Astrid says. The man wasn’t aproned, there was no green vest — he wasn’t even one of those security guards for hire in black polos. Instead, she says, he wore a Burberry patterned button-down. She remembers being transfixed as he escorted her to the storage closet, scolding her as they walked: “What were you thinking?” (That she was going to miss therapy and still be charged for the session, mainly.) After her lecture, Astrid says she was asked to fill out a piece of paper with her sentence — she was banned from all Whole Foods in the tristate area for stealing approximately $30 of food. “I remember thinking it was funny that I could ostensibly continue my habit in Massachusetts, where I’m from,” she says.
Not that you should steal from Jeff Bezos, but close reading this article might help you develop better strategies for not getting caught.
Is this the new socialism? Why wait for the revolution when you can just decriminalize stealing, or take your chances of getting caught and running to the media with your sob story?
🚨 Minnesota State Representative Dave Pinto (D) just said they should be studying the benefits of shoplifting and retail theft.
“Perhaps people are relying on that.”
Absolutely insane. pic.twitter.com/mNRcXqbf1m
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) March 5, 2026
Social trust greases the wheel of civilization, and the left has been throwing sand into the gears for a while now. First, they excuse crime for anybody who can claim to be oppressed, such as California’s experiment with decriminalizing shoplifting, and now the cultural elite is actively celebrating the upper and middle classes stealing.
Do you ever wonder why you can’t buy anything in a drug store without getting somebody to unlock the products in any big city?
NSFW at all. Lots of bad language:
African American is SHOCKED that items aren’t all locked up in white areas..
lol pic.twitter.com/H47c6H24bL
— American AF 🇺🇸 (@iAnonPatriot) February 28, 2026
I guess New York Magazine and all the liberals want everybody to enjoy the pleasures of social decay.
We often, and rightly, focus on how violent criminals are let off with no or light sentences, but the spread of tolerance for crimes of any kind is almost as damaging. Rudy Giuliani showed that “broken windows” policing works. Today, the left encourages people to break windows.
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