Being fit is Nazi.
Believe it or not, this is not a new claim. But if you combine “healthy at any size,” AWFLs, and TDS, you get Rachel Bitecofer’s version of the claim.
What’s right-wing today? Today, going to the gym is right-wing.
According to the Guardian, having personal responsibility and working hard to better yourself may make you less of a fat leech who blames society for all your problems. Indeed. pic.twitter.com/qdCsgz9dTt— Leo Kearse – on YouTube & GB News (@LeoKearse) June 5, 2024
The left has been pushing the “healthy at any size movement,” and apparently, they believe that being unfit is a sure path to becoming left-wing.
I know this is becoming redundant but do you know who else was super focused on forcing people to be healthy???
BTW: Hitler grew these kids to feed them into the war machine he was building while talking about world peace. Most of the boys in this pic died https://t.co/Zi7V6IlNXu pic.twitter.com/YZjsoneqEk
— Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 (@RachelBitecofer) August 18, 2025
Botecofer has detected an undiscovered mania in Trump for world domination and feeding young people into a war machine. As Trump is working like a whirling dervish to end wars around the world, including the devastating conflict in Ukraine that every liberal seems to want to go on forever, Bitecofer has decided that Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s “Make America Healthy Again” is a secret plan to feed people into a war machine.
I teamed up with @SecDef Hegseth for the “Pete & Bobby Challenge” — 50 pull-ups, 100 push-ups. This is the start of a nationwide push to get Americans fit again. We’re calling on our friend @SecDuffy to take the challenge. pic.twitter.com/TTlv9VvkCe
— Secretary Kennedy (@SecKennedy) August 19, 2025
Personally, I don’t see the resemblance to Hitler, because Hitler famously liked dogs and was a vegetarian. And as we all know, such similarities are sure signs of malevolent intent.
Plus, Trump doesn’t even have a little mustache.
But, of course, Trump’s approval of a plan to Make America Healthy Again is proof that Trump’s burger chomping and avoidance of dogs–have you ever seen him with a German Shepherd?–are hiding an inner similarity between the president and the Führer.
Bitecofer’s claim to fame, her Wikipedia page says, is predicting a Blue Wave in 2018, an accomplishment that mirrors…pretty much every political observer in America.
My X feed is filled with an unusually large number of liberal fantasies today. Jonathan Last, of The Bulwark, has predicted that the Supreme Court will invalidate the 2028 election and install Trump as a lifetime dictator.
Trump had better get fit if that is going to happen. He is not the picture of healthy living, and is not a young man.
And we all know, if Trump starts working out, he is sure to be the next Hitler. Q.E.D.
