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Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. (In preparation for a whirlwind book tour, the Sine Qua Non Sequitur is heeding a relentless creative call at a Wyoming mourning dove habitat.)
They’re back. OK, they’ve never really gone away.
Michelle Obama is the only one I mentioned in the headline but I’m sure I can find something uncharitable to say about her husband too. We’ll start with Mrs. Lightbringer, though.
While I would prefer to not write about Michelle Obama ever again, I know that some Democrats are going to cajole her to run for president in 2028. The Dems’ flying monkeys in the mainstream media will turn every whisper regarding her possible candidacy into raucous cheerleading. Try as I might, I’m not going to be able to wish her away.
Mrs. O. popped up in a couple of stories yesterday. Here’s a quote from her in a post that Matt wrote:
“If I hear, eh, of someone whose fashion that I like and I know that they’re a person of color, I try to make it a point,” she said. “But the clothes have to be available. You know, I think we can all do some work to think about that balance in our wardrobes, you know? What does our closet look like, and who’s in it? Who are we supporting in it? You know? And I think if you have the money to buy Chanel, then you have the money to buy everybody.”
Nothing conveys down with the struggle street cred like a pompous lecture about couture. And don’t get me started on how laughable it is that Michelle Obama is presuming to know anything about fashion. She’s the one who gave Jill Biden the idea to dress in upholstery.
For me, what makes Michelle Obama so insufferable is that she acts as if she is a civil rights crusader from 1957. Despite having been the First Lady of the land for eight years and having her behind kissed in the nine years since she and hubby left the White House, Mrs. Obama would have everyone believe that she’s a permanent victim of oppression. She constantly throws around both the race and the gender cards, and the idiotic masses who voted for her husband lap it up.
Should she end up running for president, she would be carrying on the Dems’ tradition of trying to get thoroughly unlikeable women to break through the glass ceiling that leads to the Oval Office. The dour, bitter Mrs. Obama would be the worst yet. She makes Granny Maojackets Clinton look positively cheery. I think that the only woman who had any personality in the Democratic Party in the past decade was Kyrsten Sinema, and they ran her out.
A friend once told me that she believed that the Obamas had no interest in being in politics after Barack left office. She thought that they just wanted to be celebrities. I believed that for a long time. The presidency always did seem like a stepping stone for Mr. and Mrs. Obama. Now, I’m not so sure. Michelle might just want to return to the White House for a revenge tour.
Nobody needs that.
My friend and partner in thought crime Stephen Green used Matt’s post as a springboard to examine the Obamas’ post-presidency wealth. He kicks it off with a gem about Michelle’s “preening mendacity,” which is now going to pop into my head every time I am unfortunate enough to hear the woman’s voice or read about anything she’s said.
One of my biggest worries about the Obamas is that they’ll push one or both of their daughters into politics. That’s a political legacy plague that no country should have to suffer through.
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