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Liberal White Women — I Hate These Broads – PJ Media

Sorry, Kruiser isn’t back yet. He wants me to say it’s not you — it’s him. And even worse:

I believe the greatest threat to our nation isn’t the Islamo-commie animals currently raping their way across Western Europe, murdering their way through Niger, or fleecing our treasury in God-knows-how-many of our states. Rather, it’s a group of “unindicted domestic terrorists” who are just AWFL: Affluent White Liberal Women. These are the harpies who make all of the above possible.





FACT-O-RAMA! AWFLs are the only species in nature who are happy to ginsu the genitalia of their offspring, then brag about it to their like-minded friends on social media platforms that are accessible to the entire world. I’d rather my mom ate me like a mother hamster rather than gelding me and telling the whole planet.

Now that we know what an AWFL are, let’s talk about how to identify them:

#1) They are usually wildly unattractive. Check out this communist skank—who isn’t completely physically offensive (we will get to those gorgons in a minute)—but her mere mentioning the commie Bolivian revolution makes her unworthy of a real man’s attention.

AWFLs are frequently found stage side at Yacht Rock cover band shows, hoping to sexually disappoint the drummer and, if she’s lucky, get preggars and have her 17th abortion.

AWFLs typically arrive at a “kids drag queen show” early so their child of a yet-to-be determined gender can get a front row view of a man in a thong as he grooms the kids for future pedophile attacks.





FACT-O-RAMA! When I was a youngster, my mom took me to see Bozo, not a pedo. She claims that, though I was a huge fan of Bozo, I seemed indifferent to meeting him, until the ride home when I started screaming “I tah Bobo” (my English wasn’t so good back then) and summarily pooped myself.

This beast below is human birth control. 

The worst part is that these harridans are the backbone of the liberals’ domestic army. 

The typical AWFL will screech like a wounded howler monkey at anyone who disagrees with or displeases zher/zhim—especially when it comes to politics, a subject she knows less about than pleasing a man, particularly daddy, who has been disappointed with his AWFL daughter since 2014, when she spent nine days at “Burning Man” with Billy Ray Cyrus and his seven roadies.





As a 36-year veteran of stand-up comedy, I can assure you the next tweet was written by a genius:

The next tweet is: 

  • hilarious
  • terrifying 
  • all of the above (let me know in the comments!)

Ouch. Either way, that was icky.

Let’s play “Choose Your Own AWFL Adventure!”

Your choices are:

  • a British AWFL warbling on about “diversity” while discussing Australia’s Bondi Beach massacre
  • an attention-starved American AWFL who (blessedly) doesn’t speak to show you her angst, but just plays a sad soundtrack
  • another AWFL meme that is so clever I am mad at myself for not thinking of it first





That was fun! Now let’s do a poll!

Here is a poll I did last night, knowing I was going to write this article:

By now, you’re perhaps thinking, “KDJ, of all the AWLs, which is the most awful?”

The answer is, without a doubt, the salad-dodging, blue-haired gorgon—aka the “septum ring-worm.

If I saw this woman, I’d say, “Step aside, tunrda wookie. I prefer hot, patriotic women. Now go make a mocha chocalatta yaya and give it to your ‘boy’-friend as he watches My Little Pony.”

Ok, let’s grow up and stop the shenanigans.

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Here is the only song I can sing at karaoke with some obese, blue-haired tundra wookie dumping her Skinny Girl Moscato on me:

Our friends at Jokes and a Point have struck a nerve at YouTube, so let’s watch their latest video and show Big, Non-Binary Sibling that We the People are sick of censorship!

Since y’all know I love me some crows, check out these magpies. (Hey Chris, hey Sarah: did I pronounce “y’all” correctly?)

I know they can’t hear me; I’m being a silly goose!

And now, a question for YOU: who is the most awful AWFL ever? Please leave it in the comments!


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