I am, technically, on vacation, but I couldn’t leave you without a Sunday Smiles, could I? And, to be honest, it’s not much of a vacation, since I am here in Michigan helping my wife out setting up a downsized house for my father-in-law to move into, and there are a seemingly infinite number of details involved in doing so.
There were a ton of pieces I wanted to write last week. It’s hardly an exaggeration to say that every day provided fodder that fits right into my beat. But so it goes.
So here I am, sitting at the rarely used dining room table in my father-in-law’s house, trying to think up a profound essay to append to Sunday Smiles.
It ain’t in me, I am afraid, so I am instead going to go straight to the memes and funnies. If you think there are too many Mark Carney memes, just thank God I didn’t include any of the MAGATard ones that were all over the internet.
Hope your week without me has been tolerable. I left a few posts for Ed to use when I was gone, because I know a week without David Strom is barely tolerable for some people.
That’s my story, and I am sticking to it.
On to the memes!
BEST OF THE BABYLON BEE:
Nation Votes To Remove Massachusetts https://t.co/G0vxqvsGys
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 5, 2026
Mental Health Experts Suggest Logging Off Social Media, Then Backing Over All Your Electronic Devices With A Van https://t.co/a3hiKbFCj8
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 5, 2026
Sad: Kids Find A Secret World Behind Old Wardrobe, But It’s Just Toledo, Ohio https://t.co/pIq3rrVA7z
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 5, 2026
Ford Introduces Pumpkin Spice F-150 https://t.co/iUZq1qerYm
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 5, 2026
British Refugees Travel To North Korea In Search Of Freedom https://t.co/b3Y3BVM9NZ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 5, 2026
Bari Weiss Facing Credible Allegations Of Doing Journalism https://t.co/yaxV7aWC1x
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026
Mayor Mamdani Up All Night Practicing Sad Face For Upcoming 9/11 Observance https://t.co/gp7FHTYtUs
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026
Trump Renames The Montreal Canadiens As The Montreal Americans https://t.co/3jiuaeYO2P
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026
Chicago Teacher Asks Students To Please Raise Their Hands Instead Of Firing Pistols Into The Air https://t.co/XxHkI8QVu0
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026
State Of Massachusetts Declared Incompetent By Reason Of Insanity https://t.co/UadGKYACav
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026
Jury Unable To Decide If Strangling Your Kids Is Okay https://t.co/VrtLZJaMga
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026
Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL https://t.co/j3N13urPh3
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026
White Girl Turned Into Pillar Of Pumpkin Spice After Looking Back At Starbucks https://t.co/XuZtoypcDP
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026
‘The White Race Must Maintain Our Genetic Purity,’ Says Inbred Man https://t.co/1uLpvmAeMs
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 3, 2026
Powerful: Gloria Steinem Refuses To Allow Satan To Hold Door To Hell Open For Her https://t.co/tSTkZaYCps
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 3, 2026
Progressive Church To Allow Mail-In Attendance https://t.co/Too6HrSpvI
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 3, 2026
Sad: Kathy Hochul Tries To Warn People Republicans Will Take Away Women’s Rights, But Her Mouth Is Covered By Hijab https://t.co/DocEiuuKSw
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 3, 2026
Progressives Across Nation Locked Out Of Accounts After CAPTCHA Asks ‘Select All Squares That Contain A Woman’ https://t.co/a3XkhAo688
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 3, 2026
Pilot Welcomes Passengers Aboard And Reassures Them He Was Not A Diversity Hire https://t.co/Z0lvGonknd
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 3, 2026
Colin Kaepernick Transitions In Order To Make Carolina Panthers Cheer Squad https://t.co/O0SwVuBhv9
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 3, 2026
Sauron Insists He Only Tried To Enslave All Of Middle-Earth Because He Was Suffering From Postpartum Depression https://t.co/sePliIcazf
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 2, 2026
Racist Halloween Costumes At Target: You Won’t Believe These Exist! pic.twitter.com/4DUyEUnNea
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 2, 2026
Nation Proposes Repealing 19th Amendment But Just For Women Who Support Lindsay Clancy https://t.co/2cM1NIfwC7
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 2, 2026
Report: Chicago Shootings Down As The Official Guy Who Keeps Track Of All The Shootings Got Shot https://t.co/WNk8ZM9kPg
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 2, 2026
Pregnant Celebrity Mom Delighted To Announce Unborn Baby Is Trans https://t.co/3JtaPEgzUs
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 2, 2026
English Bobbies Race Past 5 Stabbings To Tackle Offensive Social Media Poster https://t.co/i16V8EB4zN
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 2, 2026
Tucker Carlson Spends 380th Consecutive Episode Criticizing Country Nobody Is Allowed To Criticize pic.twitter.com/3MdAXp9w73
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 1, 2026
Suspicions Of Ayatollah’s Death Rise After His Name Appears On California Voter Rolls https://t.co/Rpq9LWU7ac
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 1, 2026
NFL Hoping A White Player Will Eventually Make It Into End Zone To See ‘End Racism’ Message https://t.co/EhtSaUdgQj
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 1, 2026
BEST OF THE REST…
Mark Carney meme AI video of the day
Liberals are going to hate this pic.twitter.com/ntAzsdeXMy
— Boldman🍎🇨🇦 (@Boldman2022) September 2, 2026
🚨BREAKING: Canada has officially escalated the Meme War. pic.twitter.com/BqukGLODN2
— Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) September 2, 2026
Mark Carney is a DANCING MEME. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪 pic.twitter.com/eY738UKnIQ
— Keith Sharp 🇺🇸 (@KMSharp72) September 3, 2026
OMG 🤣😭
This is probably the BEST MEME YET pic.twitter.com/3FyH003szn
— Marc Nixon (@MarcNixon24) September 2, 2026
🚨BREAKING: Canada says it has found the right person to fight the Meme War. pic.twitter.com/9ofzMVkp0i
— Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) September 3, 2026
Pray for the holdout. 🙏 pic.twitter.com/Smy7TgvelY
— Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) September 4, 2026
Being a Man on The Lindsay Clancy Jury pic.twitter.com/DP3MG5ys9D
— FreedomToons (@Freedom_Toons) September 4, 2026
I am the holdout pic.twitter.com/sLMJ3buLfk
— Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) September 3, 2026
After Mistrial, Lindsay Clancy Is Now The 2028 Democrat Front-Runner pic.twitter.com/QwKs2OkF9c
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026
.@KathyHochul and @ZohranKMamdani think they can cure New York’s cost-of-living crisis with excuses, empty promises, and “delusion pills.”
The real side effects of their policies aren’t a joke: 48 utility rate hikes, higher taxes, uncontrollable government spending, and… pic.twitter.com/CWxttSRwUK
— Bruce Blakeman (@NassauExec) September 1, 2026
🚨BREAKING: Canada deploys Meme Police to the U.S. after Mark Carney asks Americans to stop doing memes. pic.twitter.com/YOBaMRfgAZ
— Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) September 2, 2026
Mark Carney Grey Poupon, extended version with new ending with Jagmeet Singh and Justin Trudeau. pic.twitter.com/YU0jMqqApl
— RPN Entertainment (@rpnenter) January 21, 2025
Dear @MarkJCarney
I appreciate it might be difficult to keep up with all of the memes. So I made a montage specifically for you.
I hope you enjoy! pic.twitter.com/w2jGnu6A5V
— Viva Frei (@thevivafrei) September 2, 2026
This is fricken hilarious 😂
This is by far @Shawn_Farash best video so far 😂😂😂
Make sure to give him a follow and repost . pic.twitter.com/ifTpGZGdsA
— Savage (@Savage16May) August 30, 2026
About as accurate as can be pic.twitter.com/5jb7Dft0Xn
— Sean (@scs_real) August 29, 2026
The prompt was simple.
“Look at every ‘Ryan Gosling as White Panther’ meme on the Internet. Now make a full-length trailer for that movie.”
Hollywood is cooked. pic.twitter.com/KXU6kQ3slp
— Huff (@Huff4Congress) July 16, 2026
Porcupine eating an apple. pic.twitter.com/5KbvC90Pho
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 5, 2026
And think that there are still those who say that animals don’t have feelings.
[📹 moustache_farmer] pic.twitter.com/A3KgKEjKCv
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 5, 2026
Baby goats jumping on a sleeping Great Pyrenees pic.twitter.com/0eoGk3TuFp
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 5, 2026
A lonely grey rabbit with a heavy heart finally found a friend when his owner rescued a shy white bunny.
From that day on, he lit up with joy, hugging and caring for her every moment.
Real friendship changes everything. pic.twitter.com/tMhDBLewGF
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 5, 2026
These baby pandas sound just like tiny kittens pic.twitter.com/EiAI31VMSL
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 2, 2026
Watch this video full of these super fat and silly kittens… pic.twitter.com/YpVm36NwTY
— We don’t deserve cats 😺 (@catsareblessing) July 22, 2025
a compilation of cute kittens 💕 pic.twitter.com/M2Hh4rdSgJ
— Kitty Cat Empire (@KittyCatEmpire) September 1, 2026
My boyfriend came over to see the new kittens and this happened 🥺 pic.twitter.com/0Svsxez1WN
— Cats That Make You Go Awww (@CuteAdorableCat) May 11, 2026
— Cats & Kittens (@CatsKittenz) August 31, 2026
After Tropical Storm Edouard hit Texas, a tree in the yard of a house was knocked down. Sadly, only three baby squirrels from the squirrel family living inside the tree survived. The mother and father squirrels did not survive the storm.
Luckily, the three baby squirrels were… pic.twitter.com/tJxOeHkcUP
— Dailymeow (@Dailymeoww1) September 5, 2026
AND FINALLY…
Editor’s Note: The Democrat Party has been infected by socialism, and it’s spreading FAST. Democrats are claiming there’s nothing to worry about, but we know the truth.
Help us continue to shine a light on the socialist takeover by joining HotAir VIP. Use promo code FIGHT to get 60% off your VIP membership.
