I’m not sure what’s going on with the Democratic Party at the moment, but I sure as hell hope they keep it up.
Everything they were willing to admit they did wrong in their disastrous and horrifically expensive 2024 campaign cycle – and they’re not really willing to admit much of anything for what’s supposed to be an autopsy – they seem to be completely ignoring in these midterms.
Well.
You, go, guys!
For instance, there is now a settled slate of Democratic candidates we’ve only started to learn more about than we ever wanted to know about anyone. These cretins are so off-putting, it’s unbelievable.
From a Neanderthalish Nazi in Maine to a Talar-FREAKO androgynous New Age preacher creature in Texas, lots of Hamas-loving Muslims and anti-Semitic rage-baiters in between, there is going to be tons of fodder for campaign ads that will literally write themselves, as none of these geniuses have ever been averse to expressing on video their shallowest thoughts.
One pertinent item left out of the party’s ‘autopsy’ was the state of the Party’s titular head at the time, and the extraordinary efforts made to conceal it from the American people in a close conspiracy of chirpy affirmations or silence between Dem operatives and the national media.
Sadly for them, that dark four years in American history is suddenly front and center again with the reemergence on the national scene of the delightful and avaricious former first lady, DOCTOR Jill Biden. Considering no one sent any pennies for Joe’s presidential library, it is assumed these consummate, long-time grifters are in a bit of a cash squeeze at the moment, so she has begun a ‘book tour,’ flogging her sanitized and fancifully reimagined version of the Biden White House years.
The problem DOCTOR Jill ran into is that we all remember exactly what we saw, who lied to us about it the entire time, and not a swinging male appendage is falling for her, ‘I thought Joe was having a stroke’ in the tailpipe story.
Where, instead of rushing the stage in anguished concern for her aged and befuddled husband’s health, this grasping harpy praised him at the top of her lungs as if he were a particularly clever five-year-old.
POTATUS did beam contentedly as if he had been patted on the head, although confused as to why.
Simple Joe only knew it sounded good.
Because we all know they went to Waffle House after that trainwreck of a debate.
Jill Biden now says she thought Joe was having a stroke on the debate stage with Trump.
She was so concerned about it she went with him to hang around at a Waffle House after the debate.
Biden: “I think we did well.” pic.twitter.com/oryFJG4c83
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) May 27, 2026
We all remember. Oh, yeah, we do.
It’s all fresh in our brains again, only this time, the press is not as supine as it had been. Even the fellow who helped cover it up so he and co-author Jake Tapper could sell boooks isn’t playing.
It’s amazing to watch who you’ll protect as a source and who you won’t for this cover-up.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 27, 2026
Worms turning are never fun, and it’s the last thing a Democratic Party under siege needs right now.
I love it. I can’t wait to see her squirm and watch it make all the broadcasts.
Where else do the Democrats have a problem that candidates like Platner and Talarico are supposed to be helping with, but falling flat on their faces?
Men.
Men are sick to death of progressive women. Sick of the prototypical affluent white female liberal/leftist (AWFL) whose rabid socialist ideology and aggressive anti-male posture make any interaction potentially catastrophic.
Men are leaving the Democrats to their more pliant brothers and either going Republican or remaining independents.
Last month, panicked Democratic consultants floated their perfect candidate to resurrect the party, and he was suspiciously familiar.
…They’ve spent so much time away from what they’ve suddenly decided they need, good luck recognizing it when they find it.
You know – that normal white Christian guy they chased away with ‘MeToo,’ trans women, DEI, white privilege, and pitchforks years ago.
Some Dems’ 2028 strategy: a straight, white, Christian man
And it’s America’s fault that Dems are forced to look. Because, you see, knuckle-dragging America won’t accept the crazy that the Dems are offering.
The difficulty is, they also need the fellows who meet that very description to come back to the party fold and vote for them.
There’s been so much game planning and strategizing on how to win the disaffected, despised, and rejected straight white male with normal testosterone levels back to the Donkey Party.
I would offer that one plan might be to stuff a sock in some of the AWFLs’ mouths when they’re in public, particularly the man-hating elected Democratic women already in office.
They’re gonna stomp all over your message every time.
This is the current Democratic governor of New Mexico expounding on her get-out-the-vote plans.
WE DON’T NEED ANY OF THE MEN
Bold new slogan for the Dems just dropped https://t.co/S5SAZNefhz
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) May 28, 2026
Yeah. That…that’s gonna help.
I’ll bet you money they already forgot they blew this money.
Welp https://t.co/Bi8oVE77mo pic.twitter.com/uA5e415mc1
— Jack Pandol (@jackpandol) May 28, 2026
Current New Mexico polls bear out that this is not a winning stra-tee-gery for Democrats.
Gabe Vasquez, the Democratic candidate for NM-02, is a ‘conservationist’ and former city councilor.
Greg Cunningham, the Republican candidate, has a little grittier biography – Special Forces Marine. Albuquerque Police Detective. Business Owner.
We just have to stick together. 🇺🇸
That’s what I’m asking of you as Republicans. That’s how we win.
I’ve spent my life serving this country in the Marine Corps, in law enforcement, and fighting for our communities right here in New Mexico. I’m not running to become another… pic.twitter.com/19lHi95xnZ
— Greg Cunningham (@cunninghamfornm) May 28, 2026
Against this guy, Gov Michelle Lujan Grisham says Democrats don’t need ‘any of these men.’
I like it.
I like all of it.
Do more, please.
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