“We ain’t gettin’ any younger.” How many times have we heard this oft-employed saying while impatiently waiting for someone or something to materialize. The words are one of those truisms that everyone knows, yet they still emphasize an important point – time is fleeting, and precious. Needless to say, the “age” topic has been brought […]
One of the most common symptoms of chronic Trump Derangement Syndrome is the tendency of the sufferer to blame the former president for everything. I do mean everything. If these people wake up severely constipated — as I suspect many of them do — they will quickly find a way to make Trump responsible […]
There hasn’t been any lack of fodder for this column since I began writing it at the end of last November. Sometimes I can spot the week’s “winner” as early as Monday afternoon. As of late Tuesday morning, I was sure that I had what I needed. I’m glad […]
After a brief, unintentional hiatus to close out January, my new favorite column to write is back to kick off February in style. Speaking of hiatuses, we will also be taking a break from the “Trump is Hitler!” stuff for this column. There are other conservatives who deserve a chance to be called “Hitler” […]
If the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, used by psychiatrists, were to officially recognize Trump Derangement Syndrome as the serious mental illness that it is, there would be thousands—perhaps tens of thousands—of leftists across the country diagnosed as suffering from the world’s only political psychosis. The best-known manifestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome came […]
In the social media era, the phrase “literally Hitler” has been used by fans of snark and sarcasm as a response to what is usually a rather benign action. Here’s an example: “I just put ketchup on a hot dog.” “OMG, you’re literally Hitler.” The clinically insane denizens of […]
Wow, did I bring my comedian’s sense of timing to the launch of this column. The first one was published on November 30 (My father’s birthday — miss you, Dad!), and the three weeks since then have been a meltdown bonanza. The final month before the election year has […]
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