Top O’ the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Zatrynas like to keep his rumpus room cold enough to build the occasional butter fort. For the last eight years I’ve made a Zen-like approach to politics my brand. I’ve always had great powers of compartmentalization; I just […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Bezzefritzhe delighted passersby with his ability hate yodel any lyrics from 1950s movie musicals. Since Sunday night is a work night for me, I didn’t opt for the imbibing of the Super Bowl beer. We will soon know […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. (The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is on life support hiatus.) What wine goes best with dystopian resignation? The formatting is going to be a little different at the top here today. Here is a quick recap of where […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. (The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is forever in our hearts.) It has been a while since we have had a go at White House press secretary and DOUBLE HISTORIC FIRST Karine Jean-Pierre (KJP). Honestly, she’s so bad at her job that we could […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. (The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is on hiatus and is in no way being slowly phased out due to the complaints of ingrates.) The ever-strengthening grip of wokeness on all aspects of American society has been one of […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. (The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is on hiatus and will return sometime before Easter.) The 2024 United States presidential election offers a host of lamentable aspects, not the least of which is, “These two guys again?!?!?” There is […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. (The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is on hiatus and rumored to be returning before Easter. Easter of what year is unclear.) Populism has gotten a bad rap in the mainstream media for a very long time. Leftists are […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. (The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is on hiatus and will return sometime before Easter. Upon its return, the SQNS will be 80% gluten-free.) We’re going to wrap up this week with something that is quick and, sadly, necessary […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. (The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is on hiatus and will return sometime before Easter. Or next Monday. Which is still before Easter. Anyway, pants are awful.) I would say “Raise your hands if you’re as sick of this […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Chernickmeaux was known for his stuffed squid and malted milk binges after a particularly troubling cornhole defeat. The United Nations hasn’t been held in high esteem by anyone on the American Right since, well, I’ve been alive. It […]
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