Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Enqueth was hailed by those in the know as the King of Avant-Garde Cheez Whiz expressionism. Back when I first started doing stand-up comedy in the early 1980’s, it was a big free-for-all. The comedy boom had already […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Pandryck preferred a Limoncello shaved ice immediately after a satisfying session of shower polo. There is a popular story these days that is told by Democrats, commie academics, and the barking evil that is the American mainstream media. […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Shalinquod made no apologies for his obsession with carving exquisite Charo miniatures out of various artisanal man soaps. Never have so many done so much to derail one candidate during an election cycle as the Democrats, corrupt judges […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Collaptra’s interpretive lima bean stylings had become the surprise hit of Tuesday Water Bingo. Many thanks to Chris Queen for once again filling in for me while I was traveling. Also, I would like to get the Mailbag […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Wendrelton and his sustainably dyed hemp ascots had become the talk of the Piccolos and Pimento crowd. Programming Notes: “Unwoke” will return next week. Kevin was injured and I’ve been wrapping up some family business. Also, Chris will be […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Konklabern would often dredge the family carp pond as a distraction from his occasional absinthe spasms. First off, apologies for the feature image today. Sort of. You might be surprised to find that we don’t have a lot […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Jordyka had fallen out of favor with Swing Club after “surprising” the members with chocolate prune martinis at the last meeting. We will kick off this week with something that quick, weird, and necessary. No, it’s not a […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Farotuc had such passion for his baked bean and cherry custard that many in Jorts Society were willing to try it sober. A lesson we all learned back in Satan’s Year 2020 was to never, ever ask, “What […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Krenobalq tried the patience of his fellow ceramists with his insistence that Rue McClanahan was a closet margarine enthusiast. Yeah, I’m on this again. Seriously though, it’s valid to wonder if Republicans in Congress (either chamber) ever ponder […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Vertenzuz was determined to sell the world on the scrubbing pleasure of his bedazzled shower sponges. In a just and sane society with free elections, it should be perfectly acceptable to question any anomalies in those elections, especially […]
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