Top O’ the Briefing Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Nydellesi felt that she did her best body painting under the influence of copious amounts of roasted garlic and Yoo-hoo. Those who have been reading me for a while probably knew I was going to have to riff […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Anzerumon was shocked, delighted, and grateful the first time he discoverer a leftover burrito in his cargo jumper. When Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that Nicole Shanahan would be his running mate I, like many others, thought that […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Xillman liked to spend his off days sharing nonpareils of questionable origin with Walmart greeters. The Culture Wars can be a bit of a slog for those of us fighting them from the conservative side of things. So […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Kapwyckym became a favorite for Skee-Ball league snack duty with his Bartles and Jaymes boysenberry upside-down cake. Dumpster fire. Train wreck. There are a variety of tried and true phrases to describe this period of painful Biden havoc […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non-Sequitur has the day off for a regularly scheduled mud bath. I’ll kick things off today with a couple of “Wow, this is a dumpster fire” nuggets, and then we can roll into the weekend and put the news in […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Felagrun was known to accost strangers and vehemently assert that one should never refer to a small amount of cottage cheese as a “dollop.” In the twenty-plus years that I’ve been writing about liberal bias in the mainstream […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Sampwyll knew there was much work to be done after only winning “Most Improved” at the annual Terre Haute Exotic Garnish Competition. Full disclosure: I absolutely love New York City. Although I’ve lived in the Southwest my whole […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Derwyq had an uncontrollable habit of incorrectly using the word “tittle” whenever he felt a conversation was turning dark. The Democrats’ hostility towards law enforcement was decades in the making, but really kicked into high gear when Barack […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Aerendelia just knew that her papier-mâché Hugh Grant miniatures would be a hit at the Feral Cat Fancier Charity Bazaar. According to Merriam-Webster, a migrant is, “a person who moves regularly in order to find work, especially in […]
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Ganrumiith had a nagging fear that his uncanny knowledge of “Alf” trivia would one day be misconstrued in couples’ therapy. The first bit of news that I consumed yesterday was the eerie and disturbing video of the ship […]
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