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Happy Thursday, y’all! Kruiser is traveling today, so you’re stuck with me. That’s right: he’s finally making his way back to Arizona after spending far longer in Michigan than he planned.





We’re almost to the end of February, and spring inches ever closer. I’m so ready for warmer weather, green leaves, and even pollen. I’ll take allergies over cold weather any day. The best thing about this time of year for me is the start of college baseball season, and I got to attend my first Georgia Bulldogs game of the year on Saturday.

A couple of friends and I headed over to Foley Field to watch the Diamond Dawgs play. Non-conference games are general admission, although several sections had reserved signs on them. We sat in the second row of a section along the first base side, and it didn’t take us long to realize that we were in a reserved section.

All of the people around us were the parents of players. The parents sitting next to me and in front of us were the parents of the three pitchers who were on the mound in Friday’s game. We had some fun conversations, and nobody treated us like we didn’t belong among them other than the laughs I got when one mom asked me, “Which player do you belong to?” and I replied, “None of them.”

As of this writing, the Bulldogs are 4-0 and have beaten their opponents by a combined score of 53-7. Sure, they’ve only faced easy non-conference opponents so far and the meat of the schedule is yet to come, but I have a good feeling about hew head coach Wes Johnson and his squad. Go Dawgs!

In the increasingly dystopian world we live in, the things that scientists and other “experts” call for shouldn’t shock us anymore. But then New Scientist figured out how. 





My friend and colleague Stephen Green has the deets:

It’s a tricky decision, whether or not to eat other people, and one that should be considered carefully, even though, “ethically, cannibalism poses fewer issues than you might imagine,” according to an unsigned, subscriber-only piece in New Scientist.

Nobody wanted to put their name on that or leave it outside the paywall?

Never fear, I provided New Scientist with my credit card number — and, to my mild distress, with my home address — so I could read the excuse for cannibalism so powerful that its author must remain a mystery.

“If a body can be bequeathed with consent to medical science, why can’t it be left to feed the hungry?” asks an ostensibly serious piece in a serious magazine with all the faux-depth of a pot-fueled bull session. Maybe because stringy old carcasses are terrible?

The erstwhile Vodkapundit knows where the next step in this discussion will lead:

The funny(ish) reason is that once you open up the door to people eating people who are OK with being eaten, then rich weirdos are going to want to eat babies. Think I’m kidding? Think again. Is it such a stretch to go from trafficking children’s bodies to satisfy one desire that much different from using them to satisfy another desire?

Next thing you know, rich weirdos will be raising babies like the pampered Japanese Black cattle that produce Wagyu beef. They’ll boast about the elegant marbling of the high fat content on the loin from this fine specimen just nine months old. Now I am kidding, but ask me again in 2025 and the dark joke might be on me.





I remember reading Jonathan Swift’s classic “A Modest Proposal” in college, high school, and probably middle school — no, seriously, it popped up quite often in my schooling. But we read Swift as an example of satire, not prophecy.

Then again, the price of the food we eat is going up, so the idea of having someone over for dinner could take on new meaning. Once again, I turn to Vodkapundit, who had this to say in a piece for our VIPs:

There’s something noble — really! — about a Big Mac or a Whopper. There are giant corporations devoted to providing reliable, inexpensive food using the same basic ingredients peasant food has always relied on. But between the economy’s continuing lockdown hangover and Bidenflation, even peasant food is getting priced out of reach for, well, us peasants.

This is why we have to undo the damage that Joe Biden and his coterie of leftists have done to this nation.

One more thing before we move on to more Briefing excitement: today is the Georgia March for Life in Atlanta. Please be in prayer for these brave advocates for life as they march.

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