First things first: I haven’t shot a dog or a goat, and I don’t expect I ever will.
It’s hard to say to what extent Kristi Noem’s revelation that she shot a puppy in a gravel pit will harm her political prospects, but there is a plausible explanation for why she put it out there.
First, construction workers saw her doing it, so the story was sure to surface in the heat of a presidential race. Best to get it out early and let the controversy die down.
Second, Noem was likely trying to communicate that she is tough as nails and will do unpleasant but necessary things.
I am not the type who would be good at necessary but difficult things unless pushed to the edge. I am a softy—so much so that my wife likes to joke that I am not the “strong, silent type” but instead the “weak and effusive type.” I can’t contradict that assessment.
One of Tony Soprano’s most famous lines came in an episode where everybody whined around him; he exclaimed, “Whatever happened to Gary Cooper.” Ironically, he was talking with his therapist.
Noem is perhaps presenting herself as Gary Cooper, strong enough to do what is necessary.
The problem is that killing her puppy wasn’t necessary, at least in the eyes of most people. Find a new home, or don’t use her to hunt.
Old Yeller was a tragedy; we all cried instead of cheering.
Of course, Noem’s odd and seemingly cruel story may not be relevant to her potential to be a good president, but it certainly takes the shine off her political armor.
People love dogs. All dogs go to heaven and all that.
Ron DeSantis had a bit of fun at her expense, so sly that somebody not in the know wouldn’t have caught it, but devastating if you get the joke. I have no idea what Governor DeSantis thinks of Governor Noem, but you have to admit that this zinger stings.
This is so much shade at Kristi Noem that if you looked outside you might think there was an eclipse. https://t.co/TIWAKRHI32
— Varad Mehta (@varadmehta) April 27, 2024
Essentia was adopted immediately. Zing! Whether you love or hate Noem, this was funny.
Switching gears…
Last night, I attended a dinner at the Minnesota Family Council, where Seth Dillon, the CEO of the Babylon Bee, spoke. The event was lovely, and Seth’s message was crystal clear: we all must have the courage to speak the truth, regardless of the consequences.
As you may recall, the Bee was kicked off Twitter for saying the simplest of things: Rachel Levine is a man.
The tweet that got them booted was only a few words long, but Twitter went nuts and accused them of “hateful conduct.” It spoke a truth that few others would.
Twitter offered to reinstate the Bee if it did only two things: delete the tweet and check a box admitting it was hateful content.
They refused, and Twitter banned them. The tweet was not hateful, and Dillon would not say it was.
Simple. Honest. True. And dangerous to the establishment.
The Bee lost a lot of revenue when it was kicked off Twitter, threatening the company. But they stood by their principles and won in the end.
Elon Musk bought Twitter because of the Babylon Bee’s ban. Seriously.
This is the power of speaking the truth. It can move mountains.
We are trying to do that in our own way here at Hot Air and Townhall Media: speak the truth as best we can. As with the Bee, we face incredible pressure to stay silent on issues the Establishment cares about.
In the Establishment’s eyes, it is fine to pose as a conservative as long as we stick to safe topics. But if we challenge the essential Narrative™, they censor and demonetize us.
Their message is that you face consequences for telling the truth. Stay in your lane. You can be a Mitt Romney but not a Tom Cotton or Ted Cruz.
Or else we will strangle you.
That’s why we keep plugging our VIP member program. It is what keeps us in the game. We provide most of our content for free because we want to reach as many people as possible with our message, and we have a paywall because we need the money. Ninety percent of advertisers go through brokers that shut us out as politically “unsafe,” and it costs us big time to speak the truth.
We won’t stop doing so, but we need your help.
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Now, on to the smiles!
Off to South Dakota…
BEST OF THE BABYLON BEE!
‘I’m Sorry I Have To Do This,’ Says Kristi Noem Pumping Shotgun After Puppy Playfully Barks At Mailman https://t.co/SWJHwyyGCl pic.twitter.com/N0YI9dpIuW
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2024
After Learning She Killed Her Puppy, Dr. Fauci Endorses Kristi Noem https://t.co/r4ZXFSAk0H pic.twitter.com/xzgJ24Mmbo
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2024
Winning: DeSantis Unveils Massive Circus Cannon That Will Launch Pro-Hamas Protestors All The Way To Gaza https://t.co/u2DgBQETaI pic.twitter.com/yKICoAWEff
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2024
Boy David Condemned For Violently Attacking Peaceful Palestinian Giant https://t.co/oUn4IABcIb pic.twitter.com/fqVsEx5rl4
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2024
Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests https://t.co/dw9VL2IkzE pic.twitter.com/0xXer2c974
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2024
Israel Withdraws From Gaza After Learning Of Protest By 19-Year-Old Fine Arts Major Roxy Barnett https://t.co/0LU9VbKIgy pic.twitter.com/Z6TdrOYaOZ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2024
Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans https://t.co/wODBfTbaCV pic.twitter.com/YAztiCriTC
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2024
Impressive: 6th-Grade Furry Already Barking At 9th-Grade Level https://t.co/7CAcU42XYi pic.twitter.com/kj75Ir9UeN
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2024
Alec Baldwin Tired Of Everyone Screaming ‘Look Out!’ And Diving To The Ground Every Time He Reaches For His Cell Phone https://t.co/TPD5UfS8ZN pic.twitter.com/fjnRnPN7un
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2024
Hasbro Releases New Version Of Clue Where Mrs. White Is Always Guilty https://t.co/NnCE7KvDiT pic.twitter.com/5YQv1SMBKl
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2024
Palestine Protesters Scatter As Riot Police Charge In With Sticks Of Deodorant https://t.co/PLTs1871D6 pic.twitter.com/blo50GLYWU
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 26, 2024
Corporate Recruiter Scouts Ivy League University For Entitled Antisemitic Communists With $200k In Debt https://t.co/rh9UHPKGwQ pic.twitter.com/nySdjT8vDl
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 26, 2024
Democrats Continue Proud Tradition Of Wearing White Masks To Show Political Affiliation https://t.co/STpmunpKzA pic.twitter.com/spLQfQc0Xh
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 26, 2024
‘Israel Must End Its Illegal Occupation!’ Cry People Staging Illegal Occupation https://t.co/jttjudIRZD pic.twitter.com/QcRQ2jZ2Fy
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 25, 2024
Hamas Thanks College Student Supporters By Promising Them A Quick Death During Global Intifada https://t.co/IXvJyUlWby pic.twitter.com/pRqRav6QQD
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 25, 2024
‘I Can’t Work With This Man’—After Repeated Gaffes, Biden’s Teleprompter Resigns In Disgust https://t.co/jxgro1iSs9 pic.twitter.com/yyoGqrxBTW
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 25, 2024
Fauci Says He Never Locked Anything Down And Has Never Heard Of COVID https://t.co/yiJmodMKda pic.twitter.com/a7pwhwD8qh
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 25, 2024
Asian Kid Who Actually Went To Columbia To Learn Gettin’ Real Sick Of This Crap https://t.co/oTrwlHVDUW pic.twitter.com/vGrGjaffOI
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 25, 2024
‘Windows Has Recovered From An Unexpected Shutdown,’ Says Biden In Powerful Speech https://t.co/c1Ssu7t6oU pic.twitter.com/IDkcRBiV4x
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 24, 2024
‘Trump Will Receive A Fair And Impartial Trial,’ Says Judge As Construction Crew Builds Gallows Outside Courtroom https://t.co/i9cZTi5EfQ pic.twitter.com/AwoFDTowQp
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 24, 2024
Study Finds Anyone Still Wearing A Mask At This Point Is Probably Just Super Ugly https://t.co/NUIoW70LMu pic.twitter.com/djAdiAIvXy
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 24, 2024
‘I’m Sorry I Have To Do This,’ Says Kristi Noem Pumping Shotgun After Puppy Playfully Barks At Mailman https://t.co/SWJHwyyGCl pic.twitter.com/N0YI9dpIuW
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2024
After Learning She Killed Her Puppy, Dr. Fauci Endorses Kristi Noem https://t.co/r4ZXFSAk0H pic.twitter.com/xzgJ24Mmbo
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2024
Kristi Noem Clarifies Killing Puppies Makes Up Only 3% Of What She Does https://t.co/3e4ISAtqJG pic.twitter.com/BJ782jx8cj
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 28, 2024
Best of the Rest, with lots of puppies this week
Follow the leader.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/yzggGPoTQT
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 27, 2024
Dog pool party.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/MlIDc3ocb8
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 27, 2024
That’s a weird looking kangaroo..😅 pic.twitter.com/LDyBhDkD1y
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 20, 2024
Smol..🐕🐾🍼😍 pic.twitter.com/zKaT9CK2nH
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 20, 2024
Bro, We’re so busted..🐕🐾😂 pic.twitter.com/1tPW3evUFJ
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 25, 2024
This dog..🐕🐾🌀😅 pic.twitter.com/K9pnsuCGwx
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 25, 2024
Aww so cute ❤️ pic.twitter.com/DzIe5zf03H
— dogs so cute that could save the world (@dogssaveworld) April 20, 2024
Adorable puppy is so happy 🐶💘 pic.twitter.com/Tli04iNQVh
— dogs so cute that could save the world (@dogssaveworld) April 7, 2024
Dog wants to listen to baby’s heartbeat..🐶🐾💓 pic.twitter.com/QIpvzMIZFv
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 2, 2024
The moment Sonia decided to delete her Tinder account. pic.twitter.com/PMIC3QRkXC
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) February 20, 2024
Good manners! 💕😂pic.twitter.com/WpviWNCATs
— Figen (@TheFigen_) October 15, 2023
Is this Kristi’s Dog?
Bonus video: